tpt Pledge Drive

What the hell is going on?  Im sitting here next to Claire Elliot and Jack Fredrickson, in this wierd studio taking pledges for god knows what.  Im here cause it covers 7.5 NHS hours.  I have a feeling no one really watches tpt, so I probably won't get many pledges.  One of the people in charge is a guy named Dick, he's got to be the odest man I have come to known.  He is sooo happy to be here, he was flailing his arms up in the air like he just don't care.  Alex Beckman is sitting across the way picking her nose... this should be a great night....